Billy Masters

I can neither confirm nor deny my presence at the Cannes Film Festival.

"The patient is a young, athletic, well-built male." How can I take any doctor seriously who would describe me like that?

In 1997, Joan Rivers told me she was writing a book. "It's gonna be about how I lost my entire fortune...TWICE!"

We kick off with a story from a Tennessee politician— so get ready for some learnin'.

The cover story of last Friday's "Hollywood Reporter" asked a seemingly simple question: "Would You Wait Six Hours for Priscilla Presley's Autograph?"

Many people think that since I write this type of column, I can't keep a secret.

This column almost opened with a quote from Oklahoma State Senator Tom Woods—who, needless to say, is a Republican.

When you mention it's your birthday in a nationally syndicated/internationally read column, you have to expect a bit of attention.

One of the few countries I've not been to is Sweden — which is strange given my penchant for blonds.

The awards season got even more cluttered than usual with the 75th Emmy Awards.