Billy Masters
This week, I'm writing to you from sunny South Florida-Fort Lauderdale, to be precise.
People like to bash the so-called Hollywood elite, but those privileged few know how to band together when the going gets tough.
I dunno how it took 29 years of columns and scores of Hallmark movies for me to finally recognize the truth in something I've said for years—you CAN'T have it all.
With the year swiftly coming to an end, we come to our last column before Christmas. Next week, we review the best of 2024.
This week, we enter the Filth2Go Wayback Machine with the assistance of Mr. Peabody to go back to a simpler, happier, gayer time—1978.
No sooner had Sarah McBride from Delaware made history as the first openly transgender member of the House of Representatives, than Speaker of the House Mike Johnson flexed his muscles.
Sure, you're unhappy. I get it. As unhappy as you are, I guarantee you I can name someone even less happy—Melania!
Last week, a friend was in an accident using my Los Angeles car—the favorite in my fleet of cars.
How was your week? Probably better than Anderson Cooper's—to say nothing of all the people in West Florida.
Choosing this week's opening quote was quite a tough call.