Billy Masters

I don't understand why people listen to polls.

I ended last week's column mocking a friend who terms 99% of the news as "heartbreaking".

I ended last week's column mocking a friend who terms 99% of the news as "heartbreaking".

I was just the victim of the ol' bait-and-switch

I have a friend who always gets angry whenever a celebrity dies and the coverage states, "Cause of death is undetermined"

Where were you 25 years ago?

While Anne Heche was on life support, Rosie O'Donnell took to social media to say she was "feeling bad that I made fun of her when she was talking to Barbara Walters about having a relationship with space aliens."

"I thought I was searching for a Disney Prince, but maybe what I really needed was a Disney Princess!"