Billy Masters 11.03.22
"Well I am as hurt and shocked as if I have lost a family member. Leslie and I had a special bond. I think the world felt they had a special bond with him. I know people always say, 'Oh, they will be missed' but in this case that could not be more true. He will be missed by everyone who knew
him personally and by everyone who was entertained by him.
—Dolly Parton remembers the great Leslie Jordan.
I ended last week's column mocking a friend who terms 99% of the news as "heartbreaking". A few hours later, I felt part of my heart actually break when I got a call that Leslie Jordan had died in a tragic car accident. I did what I always do—I tried to make sense of it. I looked for details, for answers. But there are no answers...none that would change the outcome. I find it staggering that someone who had survived everything from homophobia, alcoholism, addiction, the AIDS epidemic and a pandemic would not survive a drive to work on a Monday morning. Although the cause of his single-car collision is still unclear (popular opinion assumes a medical issue led to his losing control of his vehicle), I feel we should celebrate all he accomplished. From his scene-stealing performances, cult status, Emmy win, social media following, and FOX sitcom, he was at the peak of his powers. While he would have enjoyed all the tributes from celebrity friends, Leslie would want to be remembered for two things—for providing love and light to so many people. My heart might be a bit broken, but the light will always remain.
My friendship with Leslie made it difficult to do last week's "Billy Masters LIVE". I had planned to chat with singer-songwriter Gabe Lopez (who was the opening act for Belinda Carlisle's mini US tour) and radio personality and voice-over legend Ben Patrick Johnson. But Leslie had died just a few hours earlier, so that had to be addressed. I reached out to many of our mutual friends, most of whom were too upset to appear. Special thanks to my twins, Gary and Larry Lane. We were all friends and they worked with Leslie many times. So I was grateful they stopped by to share their memories. I'm not sure about the details of this week's show, so I'd recommend you subscribe to our YouTube channel at YouTube.com/BillyMastersTV or just check out BillyMasters.com/TV.
If you had asked me, I would have predicted Leslie Jordan would outlive Andy Dick...by decades! Dick has continued to struggle with his demons—as is evidenced from numerous legal snafus. Typically these incidents involve other people. But the latest involves power tools. Alas, these were simple tools that would be readily available at your local Home Depot. According to the Santa Barbara Police, he was attempting to flee the scene of a home under construction with the tools. Bail was set at $50K—which meant he had to come up with $5K to get out. Alas, Dick was unable to raise the money and had to sit in jail for over a week.
Someone else who has dealt with addictions is Belinda Carlisle. That she has come out the other side was never more evident than last week at the Saban Theatre in Beverly Hills. Carlisle is in the midst of a rare US tour (well, a mini-tour), and she may be in the best shape of her life. Vocally, she's in solid form. Physically, it's as if time stood still. Watching Belinda effortlessly run through 90 minutes of her solo hits (and a handful of Go-Go's tunes), one couldn't help but notice she is constantly in motion. Maybe that's the secret of her youthful appearance. She's back in the studio with Diane Warren (who was at the show), so hopefully we'll have some new music soon. In the meantime, check out some fabulous footage from last week's concert on BillyMasters.com.
"Hocus Pocus 2" just made a bit of history. In three days, it had more viewers than any other movie on a streaming service for the entire month! The sequel came out on September 30th and when the rating period ended on October 2nd, it had been viewed for more than 2.7 billion minutes—apparently that's how these things are calculated. It was only beaten by multiple episodes of "Dahmer"—which, frankly, left a bad taste in my mouth!
Adam Lambert has been in the Halloween spirit with his "The Witch Hunt" concert tour. "I celebrate Halloween when I'm on tour and even when I'm not on tour. I love this holiday, and it's exciting to put together a tour especially for Halloween." We certainly know Lambert likes to dress up. "On Queen tours, I'm always trying to outdo my last look. Things are sparkling and fringe is flying!" Every day is Halloween for Adam Lambert!
While I was in LA, I went to see "The Inheritance" at the Geffen Playhouse. I missed both the London and Broadway productions, so this was my first time seeing this modernized queer adaptation of E.M. Forster's "Howard's End". The parallels to another two-parter—"Angels in America"—are more than structural. I was impressed by Matthew López's skillful script, which was aided invaluably by an extraordinarily talented cast. While I have nothing to compare it to, other reviewers say this production and cast far exceeds the previous ones. Part 1 was dominated by Bill Brochtrup with a lovely portrayal of two very different characters. In Part 2, Tuc Watkins gets to flex his thespianistic muscles and lend gravitas and humanity to a difficult role. A trio of younger actors anchor the plays. Bradley James Tejeda jumped into the production at the last minute and masterfully portrays Adam and Leo (he understudied the roles on Broadway). Juan Castano makes a strong impression as golden boy Toby. However, it is Adam Kantor as Eric who holds the show together with skill, charm, and immeasurable talent. Should you be in the LA area, both parts of "The Inheritance" run through November 27th. Get tickets and info at GeffenPlayhouse.org.
My review of Harry Styles in "Don't Worry Darling" was somewhat tepid. I liked the movie (derivative as it may have been) and felt Styles was completely competent. My one concern is that he never took off a stitch of clothing—well, not in front of the camera (rumors loom regarding what happened behind the scenes). So, I'm pleased to see reviews for "My Policeman" with titles like: "Harry Styles naked gives us what we came for" and "Harry Styles romps seven times with men and women in new film, 'My Policeman'". But I need more details. Two women and five men? I'm in. Five women and two men? Gimme my money back. I remind you of what Harry said in an interview: "I wasn't naked in 'Don't Worry Darling'. I was naked in 'My Policeman'. There's no peen in the final cut. There's bum bum. I don't think the peen was intended to be involved. The peen, it was pre-negotiated that would remain my own." Someone needs to get that peen a better lawyer—and I have Gloria Allred on speed dial!
Chakrapong "Anne" Chakrajutathib may not be a name that rolls off the tongue, but she's quite well known in Thailand as a transgender businesswoman who has appeared on such shows as "Project Runway" and "Shark Tank". And she's added a significant asset to her portfolio—she just bought the Miss Universe pageant for $20 million. She calls the pageant a "strong, strategic addition to our portfolio. We seek not only to continue its legacy of providing a platform to passionate individuals from diverse backgrounds, cultures, and traditions, but also to evolve the brand for the next generation." This is not the pageant's first connection with the trans community. In 2018, Ángela Ponce was the first openly trans woman to win Miss Spain. As a result, she represented Spain in the 2018 Miss Universe pageant. The next pageant takes place in January and will be held in New Orleans. Now if only they'd only bring back Thomas Roberts as the host. I'm just putting it out there.
Ryan Phillippe was recently reflecting on his role in "Cruel Intentions"—particularly the infamous shower scene. "I felt okay with my butt. Everyone has a butt, it's really not that graphic. So many guys on Twitter are like, 'That's the moment I knew I was gay.'" Alas, it didn't sway Phillippe. A few months ago, Ryan joined Sarah Michelle Gellar and Selma Blair at an art installation based on the film. One of the paintings was a rendering of Phillippe's perfect posterior. The trio posed in front of the portrait, which you can see on BillyMasters.com.
When we're waxing rhapsodically over Ryan's ripe rump, we've definitely come to the end of yet another column. Frankly, I'm not sure Phillippe's derrière needs any waxing—it looks pretty smooth to me. Before I descend into that dark hole, let me direct you to www.BillyMasters.com—the site that goes where no man has gone before. If you have a question you'd like me to tackle, send it along to [email protected] and I promise to get back to you before my next heartbreak! Until next time, remember, one man's filth is another man's bible.