Billy Masters

Sure, you're unhappy. I get it. As unhappy as you are, I guarantee you I can name someone even less happy—Melania!

Last week, a friend was in an accident using my Los Angeles car—the favorite in my fleet of cars.

How was your week? Probably better than Anderson Cooper's—to say nothing of all the people in West Florida.

Choosing this week's opening quote was quite a tough call.

Apropos of our opening quote, Patti LuPone is starring alongside Mia Farrow in a two-character play on Broadway called "The Roommate".

After spending so much time overseas, I ended my summer with back-to-back excursions to Provincetown.

Last week, Tom Daley announced that this would not only be his last competitive appearance in an Olympic Games (it is his fifth), but he was also hanging up the ol' Speedos.

By the time you read this, I'll be back from my month abroad.

Being in Europe, you get a very different view of American politics.

For months, my proofreaders have chided me for not referring to HBO as Max—the network's newly-christened brand name.