Billy Masters

Billy Masters 03.20.25

Billy Masters 03.20.25

I recently came across a map of Europe which allegedly showed where the population of each country thinks the best-looking men come from.

Billy Masters 03.06.25

Billy Masters 03.06.25

The big story of last week was the death of Gene Hackman and his wife Betsy Arakawa ...and their dog.

Billy Masters 02.20.25

Billy Masters 02.20.25

I'm more than a little annoyed at my beloved Google.

Billy Masters 02.06.25

Billy Masters 02.06.25

This week, I'm writing to you from sunny South Florida-Fort Lauderdale, to be precise.

Billy Masters 01.23.25

Billy Masters 01.23.25

People like to bash the so-called Hollywood elite, but those privileged few know how to band together when the going gets tough.

Billy Masters 01.09.25

Billy Masters 01.09.25

I dunno how it took 29 years of columns and scores of Hallmark movies for me to finally recognize the truth in something I've said for years—you CAN'T have it all.

Billy Masters 12.26.24

Billy Masters 12.26.24

With the year swiftly coming to an end, we come to our last column before Christmas. Next week, we review the best of 2024.

Billy Masters 12.12.24

Billy Masters 12.12.24

This week, we enter the Filth2Go Wayback Machine with the assistance of Mr. Peabody to go back to a simpler, happier, gayer time—1978.

Billy Masters 11.28.24

Billy Masters 11.28.24

No sooner had Sarah McBride from Delaware made history as the first openly transgender member of the House of Representatives, than Speaker of the House Mike Johnson flexed his muscles.

Billy Masters 11.14.24

Billy Masters 11.14.24

Sure, you're unhappy. I get it. As unhappy as you are, I guarantee you I can name someone even less happy—Melania!

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